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Another from the same artist. Worth a look at his website, though not for the easily offended. [attachment=1]bike2.jpg[/attachment] and my particular favourite [attachment=0]faceless.porn channel.jpg[/attachment] Regards Mario
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Another from the same artist. Worth a look at his website, though not for the easily offended. [attachment=1]bike2.jpg[/attachment] and my particular favourite [attachment=0]faceless.porn channel.jpg[/attachment] Regards Mario
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[attachment=0]faceless.bike.jpg[/attachment] Regards Mario
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[attachment=0]faceless.bike.jpg[/attachment] Regards Mario
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A guy walks into a country pub. There's nobody else in the pub except an old man who's sitting next to the dart board. After ten minutes of no-one saying anything the guy asks the old man if he'd like a game of darts. The old fella replies "but I've never thrown darts at a board before". The guy says "don't worry I'm not much of a player either just fancy a game that's all". The old man says "OK I'll give it a go". They agree that it's going to be 501. The guy goes first and scores 26. Next the old man throws and scores 180. The guy then throws 41. The old guy gets another 180. The guy says "now hold on you said you'd never thrown darts before". The old guy says "no, I said I hadn't thrown darts at a dart board before". The guy says to the old man "at what else would anyone throw darts?" The old guy explains that when he sits in his armchair watching telly he keeps a set of darts on the arm of his armchair and if any flies walk across the wallpaper he kills them. "Bloody hell" says the guy "your wallpaper must be covered in flies blood". The old fella says "no I hit them on their legs!" With acknowledgements to Frank Carson.....
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A guy walks into a country pub. There's nobody else in the pub except an old man who's sitting next to the dart board. After ten minutes of no-one saying anything the guy asks the old man if he'd like a game of darts. The old fella replies "but I've never thrown darts at a board before". The guy says "don't worry I'm not much of a player either just fancy a game that's all". The old man says "OK I'll give it a go". They agree that it's going to be 501. The guy goes first and scores 26. Next the old man throws and scores 180. The guy then throws 41. The old guy gets another 180. The guy says "now hold on you said you'd never thrown darts before". The old guy says "no, I said I hadn't thrown darts at a dart board before". The guy says to the old man "at what else would anyone throw darts?" The old guy explains that when he sits in his armchair watching telly he keeps a set of darts on the arm of his armchair and if any flies walk across the wallpaper he kills them. "Bloody hell" says the guy "your wallpaper must be covered in flies blood". The old fella says "no I hit them on their legs!" With acknowledgements to Frank Carson.....
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ ~ ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair. You're going to love the Dad's reply: 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?'
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ ~ ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair. You're going to love the Dad's reply: 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?'
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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1 An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS..................... (I think you would!!!!!!!) The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box' HOWEVER......, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. God, I just love happy endings!
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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1 An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS..................... (I think you would!!!!!!!) The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box' HOWEVER......, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. God, I just love happy endings!
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Are you implying that I need a spanking???!!! How very dare you! Mario
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Are you implying that I need a spanking???!!! How very dare you! Mario
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We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast, but did you know that: 660 - Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast / 666 - Beast Common Denominator 666I - Imaginary number of the Beast 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 443556--Square of the Beast 2.823474229--Log of the Beast -0.809017--Sine of the Beast 0.0015015--Reciprocal of the Beast .666 Magnum--Caliber of the Beast 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast 1-666 - Area code of the Beast 00666 - Zip code of the Beast 1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over (6+6+6) only Please. $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast $699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax $710.30--Price of the Beast, plus 6.66% state sales tax. $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast $646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast Route 666 - Highway of the Beast/Favorite TV program of the Beast 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast 6.66% - 5 year interest rate at First Beast National Bank ( $666 minimum deposit.) Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast 666i - BMW of the Beast DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast 669 - Oral sex with the Beast 333 - Eric the half a beast Intel 666--Chip of the Beast Monistat 666--For Beast Infections (aka Yeast of the Beast) 666666--Two Beasts walking abreast Dole 999--Pineapple upside-down Beast 111-222-333-444-555--The Beast is yet to come 10-10-666 Long Distance Discount Rate of the Beast Nintendo 666 The Game System of the Beast Colt 666 The Malt Liquor of the Beast 29A The Hexidecimal of the Beast 1232 The octidecimal of the Beast rw-rw-rw- permissions of the beast. vivivi - unix editor of the beast 666-6666, the phone number of the beast 54 54 54 the ASCII code of the beast 666-66-6666 Social security number of the Beast IAM 666 License plate number of the Beast WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast 66.6 MHz FM radio station of the Beast 666 KHz AM Radio station of the Beast SL-666 Turntables of the Beast 18 The sum of the individual parts of the Beast 0.00150 Putting one over the beast 999 the handstand of the beast thix thix thix the lisp of the beast 665.9238429876 Number of the Pentium Beast Mario