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NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM (And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic? There all part Irish anyway... ) Of course I loves ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yer gorgeous I means every single word So yer arse is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So yer belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round dere No woman yer age Has a nice round perky bust They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did what ya must I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tells ya lies I think its very sexy Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs I swear on me grannies grave From the moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the hockey's on And get me a nudder beer.......

NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM (And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic? There all part Irish anyway... :wink: ) Of course I loves ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yer gorgeous I means every single word So yer arse is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So yer belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round dere No woman yer age Has a nice round perky bust They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did what ya must I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tells ya lies I think its very sexy Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs I swear on me grannies grave From the moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the hockey's on And get me a nudder beer.......

Loved his final comment.........

Loved his final comment.........

Now where the hell is Reggie to explain " target="_blank Cheers ............keith......... ..........

Now where the hell is Reggie to explain " target="_blank Cheers ............keith......... ..........

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl. The old biker quietly says,................ 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too..................

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl. The old biker quietly says,................ 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too..................

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave one to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate'

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?' Donald frowned and said, 'No.' Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested. :wink: So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. 'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave one to Donald. The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put them on your bill? 'No!' Donald quacked, 'I'll thuffocate'