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Irideforlife last won the day on October 10 2023

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  1. Hi, didnt read ad properly. says collection only sorry
  2. My wifes vagina is starting to smell really bad. I will try once more tonight then its off to the morgue with her!!!!!!
  3. My wifes vagina is starting to smell really bad. I will try once more tonight then its off to the morgue with her!!!!!!
  4. One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I wants you make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "..... Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers. "Fish?" Queries Noah. "Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!" Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Yup". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?". "Uh huh". "And you want it full of Carp?". "Indeedy" "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether... "Dunno" says God. "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
  5. One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I wants you make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah, "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "..... Yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with fish" God answers. "Fish?" Queries Noah. "Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!" Noah looks to the skies, "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?" "Yup". "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?". "Uh huh". "And you want it full of Carp?". "Indeedy" "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether... "Dunno" says God. "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
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    paddy

    Paddy sits at the bar with an empty glass. Barman ask if he would like another. Paddy replies 'why the fek would I want another empty glass?'
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    paddy

    Paddy sits at the bar with an empty glass. Barman ask if he would like another. Paddy replies 'why the fek would I want another empty glass?'
  8. So I went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince William's hair. I said to the policeman, 'Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?' The policeman said 'Have you got a permit?' - I said, 'No, just a bit off the back..' "
  9. So I went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince William's hair. I said to the policeman, 'Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?' The policeman said 'Have you got a permit?' - I said, 'No, just a bit off the back..' "
  10. Irideforlife

    lolipop

    My wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed licking a lollipop, then she slowly started sliding it into her pussy. I said, "Steady on love, you'll need that to see the kids across the road at school in the morning."
  11. Irideforlife

    lolipop

    My wife was trying to be sexy last night. She lay on the bed licking a lollipop, then she slowly started sliding it into her pussy. I said, "Steady on love, you'll need that to see the kids across the road at school in the morning."
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    time off

    I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"
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    time off

    I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough." He said, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"
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