GreyGhost

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge,........ so they stopped and parked their Harleys. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does...And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss. After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........". The authorities think she may have been pushed !!!!!

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge,........ so they stopped and parked their Harleys. Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does...And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss. After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........". The authorities think she may have been pushed !!!!!

Good grief if he sent all us oldies away, he'd lose most of the wealth in this country. AND we'd save when passing on our Inheritance (ex.Tax). Wow, hope he does it, I'd be second in line, behind good old Fred Goodwin who screwed us all over GG

Good grief if he sent all us oldies away, he'd lose most of the wealth in this country. AND we'd save when passing on our Inheritance (ex.Tax). Wow, hope he does it, I'd be second in line, behind good old Fred Goodwin who screwed us all over GG

A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' The little Irishman says: 'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'

A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' The little Irishman says: 'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jazus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. "Ryanair."

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. "Ryanair."

Carrying on the Military theme. Two Chief Petty officers of the Royal Navy went to the Captain to request to sign on for a further 10 years. The Captain said that the new rules in the RN were that anyone signing on had to be able to fit through the escape scuttle (Porthole) which would be the route for the crew to escape should the ship founder. Both the chiefs had large beer guts and it was deemed that they would get stuck. The Captain (kind man) suggested they had 2 weeks to slim down. Walking through Portsmouth on leave, they spied a sign saying "Guaranteed 1 stone weight loss in 2 hours". This could just be the answer, they both went in. The lady behind the counter said that there were two options. Option one, costs £50 and guarantees a 1 stone weight loss or money refunded. Option two costs £100 and guarantees 2 stone weight loss. Which option would they like. The first chief elected to have Option one (just to see if it was successful). The lady said go through into the lounge, take off all your clothes and wait, someone will be in to see you shortly. In he goes, the room had a large table in the middle. He takes off all his clothes and sits and waits. In through another door enters a beautiful young lady, with a body to die for. " Right Chief, if you can catch me, you can do what ever you like to me". With that the young lady starts running around the table. The Chief in pursuit. After 2 hours the Chief re-enters the waiting area, is weighed and sure enough he has lost 1 stone in weight. The second Chief and his colleague now wants to know everything. Having heard the story he thinks, if thats the £50 option one, I wonder what is involved in Option two offering 2 stone loss and gets very excited at the thought. He goes to the counter and orders Option Two and pays his £100. "Go into the Lounge, take off all your clothes and wait, someone will be with you shortly" says the receptionist. After a short while, the Chief is naked and waiting in a high status of anticipation for what is about to happen when in walks a naked 7ft negro, with a hard dick over 18inches long in his hand - "OK Chief, get running". Sorry about the language guys , but it needed to be said. GG

Carrying on the Military theme. Two Chief Petty officers of the Royal Navy went to the Captain to request to sign on for a further 10 years. The Captain said that the new rules in the RN were that anyone signing on had to be able to fit through the escape scuttle (Porthole) which would be the route for the crew to escape should the ship founder. Both the chiefs had large beer guts and it was deemed that they would get stuck. The Captain (kind man) suggested they had 2 weeks to slim down. Walking through Portsmouth on leave, they spied a sign saying "Guaranteed 1 stone weight loss in 2 hours". This could just be the answer, they both went in. The lady behind the counter said that there were two options. Option one, costs £50 and guarantees a 1 stone weight loss or money refunded. Option two costs £100 and guarantees 2 stone weight loss. Which option would they like. The first chief elected to have Option one (just to see if it was successful). The lady said go through into the lounge, take off all your clothes and wait, someone will be in to see you shortly. In he goes, the room had a large table in the middle. He takes off all his clothes and sits and waits. In through another door enters a beautiful young lady, with a body to die for. " Right Chief, if you can catch me, you can do what ever you like to me". With that the young lady starts running around the table. The Chief in pursuit. After 2 hours the Chief re-enters the waiting area, is weighed and sure enough he has lost 1 stone in weight. The second Chief and his colleague now wants to know everything. Having heard the story he thinks, if thats the £50 option one, I wonder what is involved in Option two offering 2 stone loss and gets very excited at the thought. He goes to the counter and orders Option Two and pays his £100. "Go into the Lounge, take off all your clothes and wait, someone will be with you shortly" says the receptionist. After a short while, the Chief is naked and waiting in a high status of anticipation for what is about to happen when in walks a naked 7ft negro, with a hard dick over 18inches long in his hand - "OK Chief, get running". Sorry about the language guys , but it needed to be said. GG

Not heard of this guy before. Really like his work. The StarWars was exact - brilliant Thanks Al GG

Not heard of this guy before. Really like his work. The StarWars was exact - brilliant Thanks Al GG

Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant! Thanks for a good laugh, I think we all know people who will buy without thinking! GG

Brilliant, absolutely Brilliant! Thanks for a good laugh, I think we all know people who will buy without thinking! GG

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